Topic: Fav Yo Momma jokes (Read 1677 times)

djlace · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2010, 05:31:41 PM »

Here ya go:

Yo Momma is just like a screen door, the harder you bang her the looser she gets.

Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

Yo mama like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.

Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

I have more of those.. heh!

z_randy · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2010, 03:44:56 PM »

Yo Momma jokes through the ages

Jay610 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 11, 2010, 03:00:28 PM »

Yo momma is so fat she has the KFC original recipe tattooed on her arm

Paul Mckelvey · « **Reply #26 on:** March 11, 2010, 12:17:37 PM »

yo momma is so old she has jesus's beeber number.

yo momma's house is so dusty the cockroaches ride around on dune buggys

yo momma so fat she cut her leg and rocky road came out.

vegaskiller73 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 11, 2010, 11:10:09 AM »

Quote from: HuddledTerror on March 11, 2010, 10:32:44 AM

Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

HuddledTerror · « **Reply #24 on:** March 11, 2010, 10:32:44 AM »

Yo mamma so stupid she stared a the orange juice box cuz it said Concentrate.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

And one of my all time favorites:

Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!

Jay610 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 10, 2010, 08:26:19 PM »

Yo momma house is so small we had to eat a extra large pizza outside..

Yo momma is so fat she brushes her teeth with mash potatoes and rinses her mouth out with gravy..

Yo momma so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Scott H. · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2010, 04:41:03 PM »

Quote from: vegaskiller73 on March 04, 2010, 03:18:57 PM

Time to kick this off again.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a piece of paper over the TV and called it paper view.

vegaskiller73 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 04, 2010, 03:18:57 PM »

Time to kick this off again.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a piece of paper over the TV and called it paper view.

dewman28 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 10, 2009, 09:17:16 AM »

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

AND NOW MY ALL TIME FAVORITE YO MOMMA JOKE...........

Yo mommas so stupid I told her to do the robot now R2D2 has AIDS

dewman28 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 09, 2009, 06:50:17 AM »

Yo mama so po she can't even afford the last two letters

Yo mama so poor even the republicans were willing to give her welfare

Yo mama so old she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family

dewman28 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:48:40 PM »

Yo mommas so ugly after sex she dosent get spooned she gets knifed

PFof2 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 02, 2009, 06:24:13 PM »

Yo momma is so ugly kids dress up for her on halloween.

yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

yo momma is so fat then when yo daddy has sex with her he slaps her a$$ and rides the waves in.

dewman28 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:44:54 PM »

Yo mommas so stupid she thought Dick Cheney is how you keep a man around

jbpdvm · « **Reply #15 on:** December 01, 2009, 10:17:35 PM »

Yo momma so poor she can't even pay attention

Chef Dad · « **Reply #14 on:** December 01, 2009, 07:59:38 PM »

dang it, i was gonna do the Ragu one...ok:

Yo momma so fat, she wore a Malcom X hat and a helicopter tried to land on her!

dewman28 · « **Reply #13 on:** December 01, 2009, 07:21:36 PM »

Yo mommas so nasty she has sour dough yeast infections

plano tony · « **Reply #12 on:** December 01, 2009, 07:12:28 PM »

Yo momma's yeast infection is bad, she pull out her tampon and it looks like a breadstick on a string.

Aftrthought051 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 01, 2009, 07:08:50 PM »

I don't now any, but I might have to direct my kid to this thread in a few years so he has ammunition.

dewman28 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 01, 2009, 06:42:43 PM »

Yo mommas like the ocean big, wet and filled with cubans

Garand · « **Reply #9 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:27:54 PM »

Quote from: Scott H. on December 01, 2009, 04:00:40 PM

Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator!

That's fuqin funny, nearly spit soda all over the monitor.

Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Scott H. · « **Reply #8 on:** December 01, 2009, 04:00:40 PM »

Yo momma so fat her belt size is Equator!

dewman28 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 01, 2009, 03:52:36 PM »

Yo mommas so fat she shops at the gap, now its the filled

Yo momma has no legs and is missing 1 eye and they call her eye drops (think about it)

jbpdvm · « **Reply #6 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:19:59 AM »

Yo mommas so ugly, the doctor slapped her momma when she was born

pinhead1376 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 01, 2009, 11:18:42 AM »

Your mommas so fat, when you hell "hey coolaid." she comes busting through the wall.

Your mommas so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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