Topic: Men Are Just Happier

[Skhilled]

So women are crazy?

Yup! Well, most are. LOL

[Scott H.]

LMAO @ Cody

[Papa Jose]

I don't get it.. hahaha
Thats why I am single i suppose.
So women are crazy?

[Adrian's Dad]

"A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."

I was used to that before we had a kid, I'm 6' 3" and my wife is 5'.  I always make fun of how short she is. 

  She probably looks at you like a "jungle gym".

Only on anniversaries and birthdays.

[Scott H.]

"A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."

I was used to that before we had a kid, I'm 6' 3" and my wife is 5'.  I always make fun of how short she is. 

  She probably looks at you like a "jungle gym".

[Adrian's Dad]

"A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."

I was used to that before we had a kid, I'm 6' 3" and my wife is 5'.  I always make fun of how short she is. 

[Bee]

Very true and very funny but this part did remind me of something:

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

We used to be friends (not anymore-long story) with a married couple who actually used to split the bill between them EVERY time they ate out together and I used to think it was strange they would do this. If she didn't have enough money to cover her share he would begrudgingly pay for the meal then pester her for a cheque once they were home until she wrote one out.

[beorn33]

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

This is my life....   

[jbpdvm]

 

[dewman28]

that is pretty much how it is here lol!

[keetedw]

 

Very nice!


You might get a kick out of this:
http://www.mil-millington.com/

[Scott H.]

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.



EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.



MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.



BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.



ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man..



MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.



DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.



NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.



OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.



THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!