Topic: Weirdest Ebay/Craiglist Listing (Read 5221 times)

Frobozz · « **Reply #71 on:** January 14, 2010, 02:23:27 PM »

Lost his job for failing to ever leave home. Personally, I'd put a cam in my window and start selling a web feed.

Bigred · « **Reply #70 on:** January 14, 2010, 01:55:49 PM »

Lotion Budget exceeding income??

Rich M · « **Reply #69 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:56:15 AM »

Quote from: Frobozz on January 14, 2010, 08:17:17 AM

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/apa/1548518056.html

$950 1 bedroom apartment, exhibitionist neighbours (west end)

Date: 2010-01-11, 7:29PM PST

I'm going to be leaving my apartment come spring and I'd like to find the tenants so I don't have to paint it white. I spent thousands getting it professionally painted, so it's going to appeal to someone who likes non-white walls. It's a one-bedroom, older walk-up, west end, and I expect they'll charge around $ 950 for it. Laundry in the building. Radiator-heated. Hydro not included. No dogs. Close to the beach, ferry. Your main windows face south (alley facing - though you do see a smidge of seawall//ocean), & side windows face next building which is close.
One other thing. The neighbours in the next building are well, either exhibitionists or just very comfortable with nudity and sexuality. They're a young f/m couple, good bodies, so you either are ok with having your side window (kitchen/dining room) blinds closed OR you're very pleased with the idea and will leave your blinds open because their blinds are never closed, so 25 feet away they're changing, having sex, him going down on her, etc., and you think this is a terrific deal to get a one bedroom apartment, a great location, and a free porn opportunity. Sell tickets to your friends. Cover your rent.

I'm wondering what made this guy leave??

Frobozz · « **Reply #68 on:** January 14, 2010, 08:17:17 AM »

http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/van/apa/1548518056.html

$950 1 bedroom apartment, exhibitionist neighbours (west end)

Date: 2010-01-11, 7:29PM PST

I'm going to be leaving my apartment come spring and I'd like to find the tenants so I don't have to paint it white. I spent thousands getting it professionally painted, so it's going to appeal to someone who likes non-white walls. It's a one-bedroom, older walk-up, west end, and I expect they'll charge around $ 950 for it. Laundry in the building. Radiator-heated. Hydro not included. No dogs. Close to the beach, ferry. Your main windows face south (alley facing - though you do see a smidge of seawall//ocean), & side windows face next building which is close.
One other thing. The neighbours in the next building are well, either exhibitionists or just very comfortable with nudity and sexuality. They're a young f/m couple, good bodies, so you either are ok with having your side window (kitchen/dining room) blinds closed OR you're very pleased with the idea and will leave your blinds open because their blinds are never closed, so 25 feet away they're changing, having sex, him going down on her, etc., and you think this is a terrific deal to get a one bedroom apartment, a great location, and a free porn opportunity. Sell tickets to your friends. Cover your rent.

Frobozz · « **Reply #67 on:** September 09, 2009, 07:29:00 AM »

Clown for Kicks (Mendota Heights)
Date: 2009-08-28, 11:12AM CDT
Reply to: sale-hqu43-1346837248@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner – or we could BBQ something. I’m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month – and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.
Maybe you could bring some balloons – or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I’d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?
Like I said – I could cook diner and get you drunk – I’d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don’t have much to offer – and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts – so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend – it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

Let me know your thoughts – open to Men and Women Clowns.

Bloodpantha · « **Reply #66 on:** August 13, 2008, 04:39:10 PM »

I think I just threw up in my mouth some.

olden44 · « **Reply #65 on:** August 02, 2008, 02:17:27 PM »

Wow.. Athens chicks are hawt!!!

http://athens.craigslist.gr/w4w/775730630.html

Frobozz · « **Reply #64 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:40:41 AM »

Quote from: fasteddy2020 on August 01, 2008, 10:36:29 AM

I just want to thank everyone for getting me busted at work for wasting time on the internet. I can't stop laughing about stinky pinky.

fasteddy2020 · « **Reply #63 on:** August 01, 2008, 10:36:29 AM »

I just want to thank everyone for getting me busted at work for wasting time on the internet. I can't stop laughing about stinky pinky.

BigCöx · « **Reply #62 on:** July 30, 2008, 12:55:31 AM »

Quote from: Bill on July 29, 2008, 10:55:28 PM

Quote from: olden44 on July 29, 2008, 05:57:48 PM
Did you notice the guys name?

Why did you feel you couldn't bring this up on DP buddy?

He didn't want us to change his title.

that's never stopped us before...

Bill · « **Reply #61 on:** July 29, 2008, 10:55:28 PM »

Quote from: olden44 on July 29, 2008, 05:57:48 PM

Did you notice the guys name?

Why did you feel you couldn't bring this up on DP buddy?

He didn't want us to change his title.

Frobozz · « **Reply #60 on:** July 29, 2008, 06:43:07 PM »

Quote from: olden44 on July 29, 2008, 05:57:48 PM

Did you notice the guys name?

Why did you feel you couldn't bring this up on DP buddy?

olden44 · « **Reply #59 on:** July 29, 2008, 05:57:48 PM »

Did you notice the guys name?

Why did you feel you couldn't bring this up on DP buddy?

Scott H. · « **Reply #58 on:** July 29, 2008, 05:08:15 PM »

The eternal Stinkie Pinkie.

Frobozz · « **Reply #57 on:** July 29, 2008, 04:56:27 PM »

So much for the brownie I was in the middle of eating

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/775026175.html

BigLuv · « **Reply #56 on:** July 27, 2008, 08:34:19 AM »

im digging the doing my wife add lol

olden44 · « **Reply #55 on:** July 24, 2008, 07:55:21 PM »

Quote from: Scott H. on July 24, 2008, 10:45:37 AM

exactly!!!!!

Scott H. · « **Reply #54 on:** July 24, 2008, 10:45:37 AM »

Frobozz · « **Reply #53 on:** July 24, 2008, 09:46:24 AM »

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/767883712.html

Bloodpantha · « **Reply #52 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:51:01 PM »

Saw that one already. Ohhhhh, is the other guy supposed to be Keith?

Jessie · « **Reply #51 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:44:58 PM »

"To the guy doing my wife"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/oma/581897835.html

Bloodpantha · « **Reply #50 on:** June 30, 2008, 10:15:41 PM »

Well if she tells people some of your secret sexual desires, I'm sure people would be a lot more willing to pay for you, your number of male customers would spike up 45%, I know because Fro told me so.

Keith · « **Reply #49 on:** June 30, 2008, 08:57:23 AM »

She's not doing a good job at getting me out there. LOL

bradt32225 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:39:54 PM »

I thought Kimberly was your PIMP.....lol.

Keith · « **Reply #47 on:** June 29, 2008, 01:21:03 PM »

Quote from: joey791 on June 29, 2008, 11:59:49 AM

Quote from: bradt32225 on June 28, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
This guy is a TOOL.....

Keiths on Ebay?

Not yet.. But since the economy is getting so bad I might have to pimp myself out on Ebay and make alot of money.

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