Topic: Ever wonder in your relationship, how 'the fight' started...

[Keith]

Congress passed a bloated healthcare bill....

...and that's how the fight started.

Too true!

[Frobozz]

Congress passed a bloated healthcare bill....

...and that's how the fight started.

[tusken10]

Ever wonder in your relationship, how 'the fight' started...



My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

   This happened just the other day!!

[rob_ferg]

I woke up, rolled over, and said Good Morning.

And that's how the fight started...

 

[Frobozz]

I woke up, rolled over, and said Good Morning.

And that's how the fight started...

 

[BigCöx]

I woke up, rolled over, and said Good Morning.

And that's how the fight started...

[Seth D4b]

One day, The wife was looking at her feet. She spurted out "my feet look short and pudgy"
         I let it slip, I couldnt help it, It was to big not to let out. I said " Just like you."
Thats when the fight started.

[Bee]

I went to a boxing match the other day.

Two men got in the ring, a bell sounded

and that's how the fight started.

(sorry I'm trying to be post-modern or something  )

[keetedw]

LMFAO!

[BluRhino]

 

[Emily's DaD]

Ever wonder in your relationship, how 'the fight' started...

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started...

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I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started...

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'


I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she
kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby
table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed,
'He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My'! I said,
'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said,

'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started....


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When our lawn mower broke, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily
snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a
short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when
I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.