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Offline pinhead1376

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Vasectomy
« on: March 30, 2009, 12:55:51 PM »
I'm having a vasectomy on Friday and I was wondering what I can expect. 

I'm taking a valium an hour before the procedure to help me relax. Any other advice besides don't do it?
I am serious and don't call me surely.

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2009, 01:12:56 PM »


 

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2009, 01:18:46 PM »
A guy I work with just had it done last week.  He said it wasnt that bad... except for the whole vasectomy part.


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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2009, 01:51:49 PM »
It really isn't that bad.  Good luck!



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2009, 01:52:25 PM »
First off, it isn't bad all that bad.  Remember also, kinda like a snakebite, she has to suck the poison out about 50 times or so after.

The second freezing needle was about the worst thing for the whole operation.  Take an IPod or MP3 player, lay back and ignore the guy playing with your nuts.

Second piece of advice, buy a brand of frozen veggies that you don't normally buy so that when you use them to ice your nuts, you don't see them on the table the next day.  Just sayin.


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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2009, 01:56:53 PM »
I didn't even have the swelling that some people have so i didn't need the veggies.  But I used it as an excuse to bum around the house all day.



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2009, 02:00:28 PM »
I didn't even have the swelling that some people have so i didn't need the veggies.  But I used it as an excuse to bum around the house all day.

Randy has always had problems with lack of swelling issues in that general area.


 

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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2009, 02:01:49 PM »
Thanks.  I go out for some veggies tonight.

Bill,  thanks for advice on the IPOD and playing with your nuts. :ROFL:
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2009, 02:06:41 PM »
I didn't even have the swelling that some people have so i didn't need the veggies.  But I used it as an excuse to bum around the house all day.

Randy has always had problems with lack of swelling issues in that general area.
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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 02:09:32 PM »
No heavy lifting. I found 12oz to be just the right amount.
Oh and be carefull around the kids. Don't let them jump on you.



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 03:26:49 PM »
First off, it isn't bad all that bad.  Remember also, kinda like a snakebite, she has to suck the poison out about 50 times or so after.

The second freezing needle was about the worst thing for the whole operation.  Take an IPod or MP3 player, lay back and ignore the guy playing with your nuts.

Second piece of advice, buy a brand of frozen veggies that you don't normally buy so that when you use them to ice your nuts, you don't see them on the table the next day.  Just sayin.

 :plus1: on everything said. 

I brought a book and faked reading instead of the ipod.  And the doc told me that if I could manage to bust a nut at least 30 times in the next 30 days, when I came in for my checkup (Have sperm count checked) it should be all clear (no swimmers).  Busy month for the wife, but she's a trooper.

The valium thing, wish my doc had told me to take some.  Though I was pretty relaxed coming into it and even after I de-pantsed and was laying back on the table with my junk all flopping around.  Then the female nurse walked in and slathered the boys with Iodine she just pulled out of the fricken freezer, thats when things got unrelaxed.  So what happens when you stick an icecube on your package?  Then try fishing those boys out into the cold with the Docs cold fricken hands, needless to say I felt tlike I had been kicked in the balls, hard, and was sore all the way through the next day, thats what the frozen bags of peas were for. 

I think about 13 minuites passed between me getting out of my car to getting back in the car after it was done.

Good luck man.



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 03:50:25 PM »
You got a nurse handling the junk at least!



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 03:53:40 PM »
She was old, and had very cold hands and slathered the iodine on like she was mopping BBQ sauce on ribs.



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 03:55:07 PM »
She was old, and had very cold hands and slathered the iodine on like she was mopping BBQ sauce on ribs.
LMAO!  I had to hold my own junk out of the way.  Not easy when you are sweating bullets



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Re: Vasectomy
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 04:53:35 PM »
She was old, and had very cold hands and slathered the iodine on like she was mopping BBQ sauce on ribs.

Maybe she was wanting some mountain oysters. LOL


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