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New Jokes/Comedy/Humor board
« on: July 26, 2009, 07:59:15 PM »
Ok, we're breaking all of the flat-out humor stuff out of the "Anything Allowed" board.  For all future jokes and such, please use this child board called "Jokes/Comedy/Humor".


 

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Re: New Jokes/Comedy/Humor board
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2009, 03:04:31 AM »
Ha! Nobody expects the...

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thought I'd kick this board off right.

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Re: New Jokes/Comedy/Humor board
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2009, 10:06:13 AM »
Thanks for approving this board guys.


The Supermarket

A dad walks into a market followed by his ten-year-old son. The kid is spinning a quarter in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market, someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment. The coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face and dad starts panicking, shouting for help.

A well-dressed middle-aged, moderately attractive but serious woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market, reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. She then gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the market.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill- effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before - it was fantastic! Are you a doctor?"

"Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I'm a divorce attorney."
« Last Edit: July 27, 2009, 10:10:22 AM by Emily's DaD »

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Re: New Jokes/Comedy/Humor board
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2009, 04:12:44 PM »
Good one!

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Re: New Jokes/Comedy/Humor board
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Re: New Jokes/Comedy/Humor board
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2016, 08:34:06 PM »
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