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The miscellaneous humor thread
« on: July 26, 2009, 08:02:03 PM »
With the advent of the new jokes/comedy/humor board, this new thread in that child board should be the new place to post quick funny stuff, instead of the previously used "Anything goes" thread.


 

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 03:42:57 PM »
I was in a bar yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

 

 


 

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 03:59:05 PM »
 :laugh2:


My last girlfriend called me a pedophile.  Pretty big word for a 12 year old.

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 06:44:42 PM »
   


 

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2009, 09:06:40 AM »
Redneck word of the day: Obama

Now use it in a sentence....













I bought me a case of beer and drank it Obama self



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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2009, 09:13:05 AM »
 :LMAO2: :LMAO: :ROFL: :rollinglaugh:


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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2009, 09:43:34 AM »
 :LMAO2:


People who think they know it all really annoy those of us that do.

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2009, 09:35:43 PM »
For the gamer dads!



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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 10:55:36 AM »
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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2009, 10:59:57 AM »
Sad, but true
"Imagination is more important than knowledge"
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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2009, 08:38:37 AM »
Oh this is just nasty.



 

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2009, 08:00:05 PM »
I remember when the guy got that license plate.  It was all over the news and I was like "I don't get it, what the hell does two girls one cup mean?  Is that some cool lesbian stuff I don't know about."  Well my friends were eager to show me.  So yeah, I remember that stupid license plate, it scarred me for life.   :crazy:

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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2009, 08:05:59 PM »
Some universal truths:

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
3) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
4) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
5) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
6) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
7) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
8) You never ever run out of salt.
9) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
10) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
11) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
12) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
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Re: The miscellaneous humor thread
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