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This guy is nucking futs!!!
« on: March 29, 2012, 07:27:52 AM »
I saw this and felt like, wow.....this guy didn't want to work that badly? The guys must have flipped his lid when he came up with this plan. Something that I would never do unless my life literally depended on it. And it gets worse as you read it.

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-saws-off-own-foot-continue-receiving-unemployment-211222700.html

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It sounds like the plot of a boring "Saw" film, but it's apparently all-too-real.

An unemployed Austrian man cut off his own foot with a mitre saw so he could continue receiving jobless benefits.

Hans Url, a 56-year-old from Mitterlabill, then took the foot and cooked it in the oven so doctors could not reattach it.

"The planning was meticulous," Franz Fasching, a police spokesman, told the Daily Mail. "[Url] waited until his wife and his adult son had left the house and he was alone. He then switched it on and sliced off his left foot above the ankle--throwing it in the fire so it would not be possible to reattach it before he called emergency services."

He "then made his way to the garage where he called emergency services and waited for them to arrive."

Url was airlifted to a hospital in Graz, where he was put in an artificial coma so doctors could stabilize him.

"The foot was too badly burned to reattach," a hospital spokesman said. "All we could do was seal the wound. He had lost a lot of blood--he almost died on the way to hospital."

According to the Austrian Times, Url had complained before the incident that he was too sick to work and "didn't like the work he was offered."

The kicker: according to the paper, being footless does not necessarily qualify Url for unemployment compensation.

"He will be assessed once he is out of hospital and we will see what work we can find for him," Hermann Gössinger, a spokesman for the employment benefits office, said.

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Re: This guy is nucking futs!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 08:11:05 AM »


 

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Re: This guy is nucking futs!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 09:47:46 AM »
geez he could have accomplished the same thing with a pinky toe not the whole foot! 



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Re: This guy is nucking futs!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2012, 03:29:48 PM »
Damn, not only is he missing a foot now, his brain must have taken a vacation, without him.........CRAZY!



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Re: This guy is nucking futs!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2012, 08:19:13 PM »
geez he could have accomplished the same thing with a pinky toe not the whole foot! 

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Re: This guy is nucking futs!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2012, 09:42:31 PM »
what a dumb4$$

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Re: This guy is nucking futs!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2012, 09:00:16 AM »
It is truly amazing at what people will do now a days to get out of work.  Personally, I don't know what I would do if I didn't work.   That would be way too much time on my hands.

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