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Offline Ramblin' Dad

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Redneck Birth
« on: September 05, 2012, 01:49:17 AM »
In the back woods of Strawberry Plains, Tennessee, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to be a lantern and said, "Here Keith, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down...I think there's yet another one to come."

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern...It seems there's yet another one in there!" cried the doctor. The Redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "Do you think it's the light that's attractin' 'em?"


hmmmmm, coincidence??  ~o)
 




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Re: Redneck Birth
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2012, 11:07:03 AM »
Darn you John....I was drinking my coffee while reading this.  :donutcoffee:
It's now all over the floor. I believe that sir is my laugh for the week. Poor Keith  :ROFL:


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Re: Redneck Birth
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2012, 08:40:00 PM »
Well????   Does the light attract them?   I needs to know!     LOL




That's a good one John.  My wife even laughed at it.     :)

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