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Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« on: November 20, 2007, 11:34:19 AM »
polls are standing by:

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I love the bit about when Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up his body weight, he pushes the Earth down.   :LMAO:

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 12:35:48 PM »
That is great!



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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2007, 01:18:52 PM »
Chuck Norris's tears are the cure for cancer, sadly he has never cried.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 06:56:16 PM »
Chuck Norris made a trip to the Virgin Islands once, after he left they became the Unvirgin Islands

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 09:32:55 PM »
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2007, 09:39:46 AM »
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed.  :LMAO:

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2007, 10:18:15 AM »
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2007, 10:19:26 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2007, 10:42:31 AM »
I love these Chuck Norris facts!

Chuck Norris’ sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.



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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2007, 10:54:05 AM »
 There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


 

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2007, 11:09:14 AM »
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2007, 11:11:58 AM »
Chuck Norris once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2007, 11:28:13 AM »
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women.
 



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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2007, 11:43:19 AM »
 :LMAO: :ROFL:  I love all the Chuck Norris stories.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 12:07:45 PM »
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer

 



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