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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2007, 12:08:46 PM »
Chuck Norris can not love, he can only not kill

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #16 on: November 21, 2007, 12:19:44 PM »
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.



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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #17 on: November 21, 2007, 12:30:23 PM »
Most men write their name in the snow, Chuck Norris writes his in concrete

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2007, 12:37:38 PM »
 Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2007, 01:26:18 PM »
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #20 on: November 21, 2007, 04:07:35 PM »
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died


Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #21 on: November 22, 2007, 12:08:22 PM »
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.


Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.





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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #22 on: November 22, 2007, 05:32:52 PM »
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. He bites frost.

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Re: Get Support from Chuck Norris for your Campaign
« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2007, 06:46:18 PM »
Chuck Norris eats the turkey drumstick.  Bones and all.


 

 



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