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Nailin' Paylin
« on: October 14, 2008, 08:52:20 AM »
New details on Larry Flynt's Sarah Palin porn flick

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/10/07/2008-10-07_new_details_on_larry_flynts_sarah_palin_.html

October 8th 2008, 6:56 AM

After the Daily News reported last week that Larry Flynt is producing a porno starring a faux Sarah Palin, TMZ has new details about the satirical skin flick.

Hustler Video's X-rated flick, "Nailin' Paylin," features adult actress Lisa Ann in the Alaskan governor's signature specs and up-do, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door."

In a flashback sequence, "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!"

Radar Online also posted an excerpt of the script, which includes a late-night visit from the tanning bed repairman.

Alas, there is also a three-way with Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice look-alikes.

Adult film actress Nina Hartley, 49, has been cast as Clinton.

Flynt, an iconoclast and freedom of speech advocate, is a staunch liberal who accused the Bush administration of violating the U.S. Bill of Rights in his 2005 tome "Sex, Lies and Politics: The Naked Truth."

He was portrayed by Woody Harrelson in the 1996 film "The People vs. Larry Flynt."

The Palin porno's script excerpt has "Paylin" spouting topical, tongue-and-cheek lines such as, "Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is" Because I totally do! I'll get back to ya with the specifics," riffing off of her shaky interview Katie Couric.

Rumors of the adult movie surfaced after an ad calling for look-alikes of the Republican vice presidential nominee hit Craigslist following her speech at the Republican National Convention.

"Looking for a Sarah Palin look-alike for an adult film to be shot in the next 10 days," read the ad, offering $3,000 for the part.

The video is being fast-tracked for release before the election.


 

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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 09:05:13 AM »
Maybe she should go into porn.  Try a job she could actually be good at.  :laugh2:

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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 09:41:09 AM »
Who's your commander in chief!



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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 09:45:25 AM »
Maybe she should go into porn.  Try a job she could actually be good at.  :laugh2:
She'd have to promise not to say anything because you know she'd be like...  this scene from behind is really about the health care and the economy and it's all about job creation....  and he would lose any chance of filming that day.


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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 09:46:27 AM »
There are ways of shutting her up!



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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 10:24:49 AM »
There are ways of shutting her up!


:LMAO:


 

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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2008, 05:07:12 PM »
OK this is pure genius. Notice the special effects...amazing.  [yt=425,350]kYRGjjvNoZ4[/yt]



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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2008, 06:14:36 PM »
hell' i'll watch it for a kick

if people are making porn about you, you KNOW that you're not a viable candidate


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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2008, 06:40:39 PM »
hell' i'll watch it for a kick

if people are making porn about you, you KNOW that you're not a viable candidate

People just arent interested in Brokeback Biden or Obama Mama

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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2008, 08:46:09 PM »
Damn Randy. Your vid isnt available any more. lol


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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2008, 08:52:54 PM »
Seems Youtube pulled it.  Here's a link to another site that has it:

http://play.killerfrog.com/e8p9e8vfp9/The-First-Minute-of-quot;Who-s-Nailin-Paylin-quot;-Safe-for-Work-.html



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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2008, 09:09:08 PM »
 :LMAO:

I'm sure this thing will win an Oscar.


 

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Re: Nailin' Paylin
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 11:00:44 AM »
They found something she could do and shut her at the same time. Could be new start for her because she sucks  :laugh2:
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